Mr Bump
Anyone keeping an eye on my weekend tweets will know that having holed myself up in the kitchen for the party I took refuge with a bottle of Bacardi, some soda, a bag of limes and a mint bush for some serious Mojito making. Having got a bit carried away the bottle of Bacardi was soon empty. I should mention at this point that I was the only one partaking in the Mojito session.
Skip forward to the morning after the night before I woke up with a Tom and Jerry style lump on my head and a 6″ cut down my side. The story goes that having passed out on a deck chair I woke and tried to haul myself to bed only to find that my legs had other plans. I’d gone arse over tit and planted myself in the wall via the patio heater.
Somethings are best not remembered.
