Mia Mouser
Dexter always had a penchant for starlings. Mia however has announced her love of mice. We found one last night on the buffet bar in the dining room. The offering was perfectly placed next to a stack of plates. It was laid out such that my first thought was that the kids had found it on the floor and put it on the table themselves while tidying up. Its not the first mouse but it is the first ‘whole’ mouse that has turned up and I don’t expect that it will be the last.
It’s not the whole mice that are the problem – it’s when you find half a mouse on the mat and suspect that the other half has been eaten and then regurgitated in some obscure place where you will probably stand on it …