The flood
Not wanting to be outdone with all the flooding in the south I let the water out of the kids pool. It was looking a bit green anyway. Result… our very own flood. Yay!, now Sky News can come round and film an sensationalist and exaggerated “end of the world™” report.
Disclaimer: No Guinea Pigs were harmed in the making of this post.

Red thats just plain sick…..but very very funny!
Did sky news turn up in the end? Perhaps you should have danced on top of a car holding up a “Burn America!” placard or something.
No they didn’t turn up as, unfortunately, I don’t have “Killer Bacteria!!!” or “Giant Rats!!!” in my garden. (or whatever tomorrows sensational “Breaking News” will be.